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Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.
Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes

#wet #wipes #wet wipes #hygiene #clean
מאת Saty 10 במאי, 2006
Something or someone uncool.
Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right
#wet #wipes #uncool #geek #sassy
מאת stalkyasmin 11 ביוני, 2013
n. female version of a teabag.
1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.
מאת Naumoff 25 ביולי, 2004
A “wet wipe” is somebody who is overly sensitive and immensely touchy. Generally it is of the male specimen that this is used for, due to the idea that a man should not be so pathetic. Wet wipes like to make a theatrical scene of leaving a situation because they feel attacked on a regular basis. Men who are wet wipes can be overly soppy and mushy towards not only their loved ones but common strangers; this makes them feel restored when they obtain back slushy remarks.

A wet wipe is a piece of damp tissue that one uses to wipe their own backside.
"He's like a woman... He's such a wet wipe."
"Honestly? We must have bigger balls put together than he does alone."
#arse #shit #wiping #babies #nappy #wet #sappy
מאת No Wet Wipes. 12 בינואר, 2013
The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.
Boy: Awww that was a good wank...... OH SHIT I JUST WET WIPED MYSELF!
מאת EchidnaBeard 26 במאי, 2016
Also can be described as a sweaty teabag. When your balls are sweaty and you perform a teabag on a girl or girl.
His balls were sweaty when he performed the teabag, causing it to be more like a wetwipe
#teabag #wet wipe #tea bag #sweaty balls #sweaty sac
מאת N Davis 6 באוגוסט, 2007
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