הרשמה Hebrew
חפשו מילה כלשהי, כמו rule of three:
 
4.
A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."

Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"

Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."

Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
מאת Big B72 16 באוגוסט, 2008
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1.
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
מאת terd-dul hed 26 באוקטובר, 2003
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2.
The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
מאת Mike 12 באפריל, 2004
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3.
A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".
Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."
מאת Si Todd 4 במרץ, 2004
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5.
Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
מאת Jerry Shaffer 15 ביוני, 2004
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6.
when u have to take a shit so bad that it is popping in and out of ur ass like a turtle's head
Mom, stop the car I have a turtlehead!
מאת kAELA 12 בנובמבר, 2003
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7.
When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
מאת Player Player 19 במרץ, 2003
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