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In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
מאת dj gs68 9 באוגוסט, 2003
 
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A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
מאת Gizwidget 12 בנובמבר, 2007
 
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A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
מאת IanTheLUEser 14 בדצמבר, 2003
 
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Commonly known as the USSR, it was a communistic country until 1991. Know, it's know for being the main joke that's the opposite of the united states.
Soviet Russia was the reds before the Chinese.

In Soviet Russia urbandictionary add you!
מאת kingjt13 3 במרץ, 2009
 
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A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
מאת Carynne No. 18 בינואר, 2007
 
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While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
מאת maxwell tallman 8 בספטמבר, 2010
 
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place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
מאת Anonymous 28 במרץ, 2003