1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.
1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!
מאת EricTheRed 14 בנובמבר, 2004
Shitting - Not being serious, Joking, fooling, pissing around.
# I just ate a bug.
* Ur shitting me!
מאת Never mind the bollocks 16 באוקטובר, 2006
A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
מאת ZCMC 6 באפריל, 2009
what my parents call everything when they're angry. Must be a polite way of saying fucking.
-Get your shitting fork out of my plate, Eric!

-Take your shittin' ass someplace else, you're being annoying.
מאת TheBx41 22 בספטמבר, 2012
The time required to take a shit while reading.
The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.
מאת pmInWv 3 בנובמבר, 2011
A word replacing another word.
"What are you shitting today?"

"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"

person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"
מאת just.made 5 בספטמבר, 2009
1. the act of crapping in a tolit

2. the state of being pissed off.

3. crapping on some one else to achive sexual gratification.
1. dont bother me im shitting

2. he was shitting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.

3. i can belive alice was shitting on tom. she is a freak
מאת satan666 10 באוקטובר, 2006

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