one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
מאת Paula Esquivel 21 בנובמבר, 2007
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Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
מאת Dingle Boy 14 באוגוסט, 2003
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
מאת its426 22 באוקטובר, 2003
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
מאת osbo 4 בנובמבר, 2002
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
מאת Luke Swiderski 7 באוקטובר, 2003
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
מאת Simon Callahan 24 בספטמבר, 2010
square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
מאת dronp 30 באוקטובר, 2010