It has characteristics as a noun (the absolute and total), a verb (you schultzed her), an adjective (he is a totally schultz dancer), etc...Its meanings are endless, AS long as used correctly.

Some definitions:

schultz (n.) = a good friend or an unknown stranger. often paried with words of extremity, i.e. complete, total, utter, absolute, etc

schultz (adj.) = used to describe nouns. often paired with adverbs, "unbelievably, incredibly, totally, ridiculously, etc"

to schultz (v.) = to do any of various activities. Use is generally considered acceptable when the term has been previously used in the same context.

Other ex:
to schultz is smoke doob, slam, generally hang about acting like schultzes, etc

a schultzyization can be when you're standing in a small circle of people and somebody steps in front of you and pushes you out of the circle.
Jeremy, "Ohh sup!"
Aaron, "Sup schultz!"
Jeremy, "Alright let's do something but I don't want to go anywhere totally schultz."
Aaron, "Clearly."

Josh, "Dude, you should just schultz her already."
Jamison, "Ech."

Todd, "Sup dude? Let's go."
Jesse, "Eh I dunno... I'm kind of feeling like a schultz today.
Bryce, "Hey! Don't be a complete and total schultz! You're coming with us."

Nuñez, "Dave what did you end up doing?"
David, "Dude I couldn't take it. I had to get out of there. Her boyfriend was just this totally random schultz."
מאת ProliferateSchultz 30 באוקטובר, 2006
"The shit," awesome.
Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!
מאת Banana Burger 11 באפריל, 2009
to shit your pants.
Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.
מאת rdfyerytrw 22 בינואר, 2010
Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
מאת a weekend of vampires 22 במאי, 2013
to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.
what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.
מאת yankeefanatic89 17 ביולי, 2011
(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.
"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"
מאת Crowdsurfer 7 בפברואר, 2010
shultz is a tall mentally ill looking norwegian that has skin so bright it blinds small children
person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
מאת Don't use your real name 12 במרץ, 2009

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