an institution that bullies human beings into memorizing facts that they will not need beyond that year in an effort to present the illusion of advancement in hopes to keep society the same as it always were and non-changing
We have school today.
מאת tokan_one 14 בינואר, 2015
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
מאת A person in a masked outfit 9 בינואר, 2012
just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all.

besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses.

isn't that an inconvenience.
School is where you learn, ok! A 13-year old is saying this.
מאת iamnotanerdsodealwithit 24 בספטמבר, 2010
1. School -n- used to address a hip older man or women as a sign of respect. ~ as in "Old School"

Term used in Dallas
What it do school? How you doin?
מאת BAYBRO 10 ביולי, 2009
One of many unexpected places to get butt raped. Other places include church and Uncle Steve's house
Student 1: Dude, I'm so glad we don't have school tomorrow
Student 2: For real, my butt couldn't take much more
מאת philpee2 5 בדצמבר, 2008
Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%
Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.
מאת Detrimental Deity 14 בינואר, 2006
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
מאת Ben's son 21 בינואר, 2004

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