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8.
A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.
You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.
מאת bklynsnow 15 באפריל, 2010
 
9.
Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!
מאת Prophets Of Norris! 7 בספטמבר, 2009
 
10.
The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.
Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.
מאת moe the monkey 2 בינואר, 2009
 
11.
Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?
מאת Ladddi tReilly 7 באוגוסט, 2004