A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.
Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"
מאת MinkyMarauder 25 ביוני, 2011
minky: most Unsatisfactory.
as in: he's a minky chief

(he's a very unsatisfactory person)
מאת PhilLondon08 17 ביוני, 2008
Female reproductive organs
a MINKY is a big sweaty slags fadge
מאת joe8745694576 14 ביוני, 2007
A peon, a lowly person who works for you.
"I'll get my minky to do all the photocopying."
מאת romper_lefurby 10 בנובמבר, 2009
A replacement for the word whiny, or annoying, or bitchy
Ahh man that Minky bitch is crazy
מאת Speedboat enthusiast 11 בדצמבר, 2007
1. Minky = a pretty fanny, vagina, or a pretty lady

2. Minky mouse = tampon
Why thats a lovely Minky you've got there!

I need a Minky Mouse!
מאת Kathryn Waterson 18 באוקטובר, 2007
A Sexy girl that wants men only for their money so they can buy themselves a mink coat.
Yo son don't mess with that minky. She wants that fur.
מאת Cpluscote 6 באוקטובר, 2007

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