Your mom.
Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
מאת duderino555 26 באוקטובר, 2014
Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
מאת Iz U Down 20 בספטמבר, 2014
Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
מאת Smallgoodfellas 22 באוקטובר, 2013
‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
מאת pwvl 20 בינואר, 2011
Mother i'd like to fuck
Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane
מאת brazzers 21 ביוני, 2010
Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..
Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"
מאת loser1563 21 בפברואר, 2009
I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!
Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.
מאת Big Polish Sausage 24 באוגוסט, 2005

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