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3.
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
מאת Jake 22 באפריל, 2005
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1) The most pleasurable thing in the entire universe
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.

5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!

Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.

Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
מאת IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW 10 ביוני, 2009
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to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...
Jenny: I masturbate all the time!

Danielle: So do I!!

Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!
מאת Rachel O. Biancardi 24 במרץ, 2008
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when one touches themselves on thier pussy or dick so that they reach a state of pleasure such as an orgasm.

pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!

i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!
every1 knows how to orgasm unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it.

first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate

i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)

then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.

so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny
מאת sexyhornygirl 17 באוגוסט, 2009
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To rub your penis until reaching the climax of sexual exitement, in which you ejaculate.
"Man, masturbation is the meaning of life"
מאת visible erection 25 במאי, 2005
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When a male or a female pleasures themselves by touching their genitals as to make them feel like they have just had sex. Everyone does it...don't be embarassed. Wondering how, here you go:
Guys: Make sure no one is watching unless you aren't afraid someone will walk in on you. You can either get naked, just take your pants off or just shove your hand(s) down your pants. Grab your penis, grabbing it whatever way feels comfortable or would make you think you feel more stimulated. Slowly move up and down or side to side or in a circular motion. Progress faster and faster until you cum. And then keep doing it.

Girls: Unless you don't care if someone sees you, make sure no one is around. Take of your bottoms and undies. Grab yourself, moving up and down. Rub you clit. If you want to, slam your fingers into your pussy. Stop a little before you cum. Wait a few minutes, then repeat. It makes the experience A LOT more stimulating.

PLEASE READ: If this made you honry, please go and masturbate! That's what this was for!
מאת mmyeah 6 בספטמבר, 2011
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To stroke or to touch your penis or genital sack in a way that feels arousing or pleasing. When one masturbates the point is usually to give oneself an orgasm or to get your penis hard for sexual forplay with someone else.
Dude, I saw fat Logan at the 311 show the other night and he was in the bathroom with another guy and they were both trying to masturbate into the sink!
מאת t-bone tony 26 באפריל, 2006
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The act that you will perform after reading this page of definitions.
Bob was horny, and being the Urban Dictionary-holic that he is, he looked up masturbate and every other word with the slightest sexual connotation on Urban Dictionary. He died of starvation.
מאת wittyname 16 בינואר, 2010
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