this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
מאת shawn im so kool 22 באוקטובר, 2005
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
מאת jaydawg3000 2 ביולי, 2009
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
מאת John 3 בספטמבר, 2003
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
מאת ice cream eater 13 ביולי, 2006
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
מאת 379 5 באפריל, 2005
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
מאת It's none of your business 11 בינואר, 2005
life, a definition almost not definable. Life is full of disapointments, joy, hurt, and finally death but what does it all mean? no one can really answer this. Life is so meaningless! why?! why are we here? are we not suposed to do something other then the blue print our parents and goverment have planned for us? We have one life, one chance to do everything because it doesnt who you are or what you accomplished...death does not care and where all going to have the same faith.
"What is the meaning of life?"

"I hate my life! why am I here?"
מאת Ty-stein 5 במאי, 2008

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