1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
מאת Chunguie 8 באוקטובר, 2009
Someone who supports the Israeli Army whatever attrocities it does in Gaza or Lebanon
John: Those terrorists in Gaza are a threat to Israel and every jew on the planet. They should burn in hell.

Stacey: they're six-month old babies and they did burn

John: Kudos for the IAF
מאת zbezial 6 באוקטובר, 2009
An extremely cheap person that wears a funny little hat
Why, look at Morty, Susan, isnt he just a little Jewish bastard!
מאת 47africans 18 במרץ, 2009
a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
מאת kilog1000 7 בספטמבר, 2009
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
מאת GeniusSloth 8 בספטמבר, 2008
1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth
1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change
מאת churchv3 3 בינואר, 2008
a fag. its that simple. a fag.
someone that people tend to hate even more than asians.
a common name for someone who is gay
a common name for someone who is a retard
a common name for someone that kills Saviors of the world
a fag
Non-Jew: "Wow only a jew would do that"
מאת killalljewsandsomeasians 19 באוקטובר, 2010
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