a lame store for posers that, like abercrombie, smells like vomit (hollister cologne), employs social rejects with nice hair and faux tans, and sells fake vintage clothes with made-up events on them. except worse because when you're in there it feels like you're in a cave.
"jesus since when is there a cave attached to the mall?"
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."

"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
מאת hwell 26 באפריל, 2006
Two words: PURE HELL
Preppy Mcprepprepp: "OMG, I just went to Hollister and paid $60 for a new pair of distressed jeans. By the way, I LOVE yours, where'd you get 'em?"
Me: "I bought them at Wal-Mart two years ago, and they just started looking like shit on their own."
מאת destinys_arockstar 2 בדצמבר, 2005
cheap wannabe abercrombie

people think that they are so cool by shopping at hollister, but really they just look like complete wannabees. Abercrombie is really where its at.

if you like all of your clothes to be bright orange, hot pink, and fluorescent turquoise, then this is the store for you. All their clothes look the same. Every shirt is orange and baby-doll style. you can spot a hollister shirt from a mile away.

by the way, why would you want to wear a shirt with a palm tree and surf board IN THE WINTER?!?!
girl #1: that girl at the end of the street is wearing a hollister shirt

girl #2: how do you know? you see the little seagull logo all the way from here?

girl #1: its orange and has flowers.
מאת abercrombie does it better 23 באוקטובר, 2007
clothing store owned by abercrombie and fitch. it can be found in almost any mall across america. the store resembles a beach like theme. it is very dark and they play nice loud music. it is targeted for the 14-18 year olds.
the clothes are pretty much like the ones at abercrombie but they are less expensive. their clothes are more surfer themed. they are of really high quality. they also make you look trendy and preppy. the reason why the clothes are small isn't because they want too make wide people feel bad about themselves. it is because they are targeting for that group of people that like to be in good shape and be proud of their bodies by wearing their tight clothes. if you cant fit in their clothes don't just sit there crying and hating the ones that do fit on their clothes but make a plan to reduce weight so you can fit in their clothes. you dont need to be anorexic to fit in their clothes either. i have seen kind of fat girls looking good in their clothes.
also please if you do not know the difference in fabric quality of hollister and aeropostale do NOT compare the prices. hollister is more expensive obviously because it is of much HIGHER quality than aeropostale which is ugly and nasty. aero is just cheap and of low quality and it looks cheaper. their pre-ripped jeams will only last you a couple of months hollister pre-ripped jeans instead can last you for years.
emo fat girl 1- look at that anorexic slut wearing that nice hollister skirt
emo fat girl 2- i know and look its showing her butt what a slut i would never wear that
skinny hollister girl- yeah you would never wear this because you are too fat and nasty to fit in this clothes so all you can do is hate girlz like me that look hot in hollister clothes you looser emo hater
emo fat girl 1- i think she is right we should go to mcdonalds i got hungry with all this stress
emo fat girl 2- no don't be stupid if we ever want to fit in those clothes we should instead forget about mcdonalds and start by going to the gym some day we may fit in hollister
emo fat girl 1- yeah you are right lets get to the gym
מאת mikey sanchez 9 באפריל, 2007
The Best Clothing Store Any Human Could Step Into........Especially in the Betty's Section

Oh my gosh I went to the Hollister Store in the Del Amo Mall and bought the bombest pink shirt ever.
מאת Ladii Hollister 1 בפברואר, 2009
A store with high-quality clothes that are very hip and trendy. Usually look "pre-worn". It usually has cute instyle workers. It's a place you can get clothes to look great in. Usually emo or goth people make fun of hollister, abercrombie and fitch, or american eagle, Because they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives and they can't afford it, and wouldn't look good in it anyway. Let's face it, If you were cute, YOU wouldn't boycott this store!
Emo/Goth/Loser: I hate hollister ! They are too expensive and I can't afford it!

Emo/Goth/Loser friend: OH I know! I can afford hollister but their sizes are too small!

Emo/Goth/Loser: Let's sit around and bitch and moan about it because I am really really jealous!

Emo/Goth/Loser friend: Good idea! I'm thinking about those people all the time anyway!
מאת Hollister gal and damn proud of it! 10 ביולי, 2006
a west coast themed store that sells expensive clothing but, sometimes sexy clothing when girls wear it =). hollister jeans/pants in my opinion are very tight looking on hot girls and looks very good. some guys also shop here to, in fact yestarday i bought a 30 dollar polo shirt from them. even though they are expensive and kind of got the "gay" thing to them for guys, i still think they offer high quality clothing wheter otr not it's ripped. besides, i'd rater wear expensive clothing from hollister then a 2 dollar blank red tank top from wal-mart with a tag that says "XTREME ATHLETIXS". or a shirt from jcpenney's that say "ugh, my dog at my homework", or a shirt that says "hey dude, wanna play dis tubular video game i bought yesterday??". point of the fact is if you want the ladies do like you, BUY TRENDY CLOTHING!! who cares if the pants are all ripped up to shreds and they're only 250, chicks LOVE IT!! Hollister is a good store in my opinion that is very unique and delivers a good taste for teens/colleagues that want well.. trendiness.
gay evan: hey man, nadine gave me sum good head yesterday cuz all the chicks love my gayish acts.
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!
מאת Darren Hinke's best buddy 9 באוגוסט, 2006

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