an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
מאת TheAlmightyBasedLord 28 בספטמבר, 2011
Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
מאת Hamalicious 27 בספטמבר, 2011
To go crazy,to act out in a wild way
She going ham on that dick!!!
מאת shaunell 18 ביוני, 2008
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
מאת dikkid 17 באוקטובר, 2011
hot ass mess
damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams
מאת Brendo835 28 במרץ, 2009
Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!
מאת Krazychichi18 2 במאי, 2007
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
מאת Ligeia 22 ביוני, 2011

דוא"ל יומי חינם

הקלידו את כתובת האימייל שלכם למטה כדי לקבל בחינם את מילת היום של המילון האורבני כל בוקר!

אימיילים נשלחים מהכתובת daily@urbandictionary.com. לעולם לא נשלח לכם דואר זבל.

×