Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".