A smug, strident, hypocritical atheist who demands proof and evidence of God's existence while cowering behind the disingenuous label of "agnosticism" to avoid his/her own burden of proof.

A weak, cowardly, closeted atheist.
Noun: Fagnostic, Fagnostics, Fagnosticism
Adjective: Fagnostic, Fagnosticized

"Anti-theist, fagnostic bigots."
"Friends don't let friends get fagnosticized."
"This is your brain on Fagnosticism... Any questions?"
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Confused of your sexuality. Used in the movie "Say It Isn't So".
"I believe the term you used was fagnostic. Or maybe it was 'that fuckin homo'"
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From the roots fag- meaning gay and agnostic meaning indifferent. A person who is fagnostic isn't really gay, but isn't really opposed to the idea. Most fagnostics are closet cases or 'three beer queers.' Also, refer to 'hipster.'
Co-worker #1 "Look there's Jim, I heard that he's gay, someone saw Todd blowing him at the Christmas party."

Co-worker #2 "No, Jim's just fagnostic, he'll take oral from anyone when he's drunk, he's got a girlfriend in Canada."
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A person who denies he is gay because everyone assumes that he is.
"Bruce, you can't make out with Todd, and then tell me you are a fagnostic!"
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(n.): 1. A person who claims that "being gay is a choice"

2. Someone who has yet to realize they are gay
1. "Being gay is immoral and unnatural!" shouted the fagnostic fundamentalist.

2. Sure he may be a practicing fagnostic now, but he dresses well, has several key mannerisms, and watches musicals and Glee. He'll soon wake up with the realization that he likes cock.
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A homosexual man whom refuses to believe in the advantage of length or girth over the other.
Agame is fagnostic, and can't decide which of his former boyfriends was better in bed.
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1) someone who is just so unbelievably gay or strange that it is ridiculous.

2) any emotion
That guy with his hip popped out in his picture is so fagnostic.

Her boyfriend is so fagnostic that he wants to be a girl.

Her mood is always so fagnostic!

Eww that's so fagnostic!
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