1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
Thomas Edison is a Douche bag
#douche #idiot #arrogant #thief #mean #edison
מאת benjaplop 17 ביוני, 2012
A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects
Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"
#dickhead #inlovewithself #mrpopularity #guido #gtl'ing
מאת Mcstudly69 16 במאי, 2012
Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".
Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag
#chris-chris #jerk #one-upper #asswipe #looser
מאת gtmillion 16 באפריל, 2012
Ryan Seacrest
Look at that douchebag (Ryan Seacrest).
#ryan #seacrest #unfunny #pretentious #stylish
מאת kramdizzle 29 בינואר, 2012
Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
#douche bag #douch bag #kardashian bag #shit bag #turd sandwich #sack of shit #half brain dead circus monkey
מאת petitions/no-more-kardashian 15 בנובמבר, 2011
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
#douche #prick #jerk #jerk off #freaking douche
מאת jewish faced dude 4 באוקטובר, 2011
A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"
Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!
#retard #stupid #shit #douche #bag #walmart
מאת That wierd walmart guy 28 בספטמבר, 2011
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