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1.
n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
מאת Lutron Deluxe 26 באפריל, 2006
 
2.
A long, log shaped turd.
Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.
מאת peelincaps 9 באפריל, 2010