What you do not have
YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz
מאת DEEZ NUTS 14 בנובמבר, 2003
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something to say to annoy or frusterate something. one of the most popular listed below.
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!

this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
מאת the drizzle/epic 7 במאי, 2004
Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.
Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
מאת Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 10 בספטמבר, 2005
Old past time in which men act like boys.
Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
מאת JingoBa 22 בדצמבר, 2005
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
מאת Schafer Cromwell III 5 בינואר, 2007
Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!
מאת deez nutz yo! 28 באפריל, 2003
something to make people mad
Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz
מאת Anonymous 22 באוקטובר, 2003
Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".
"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*
מאת zombyxzolem 15 בינואר, 2011

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