חפשו מילה כלשהי, כמו bukkake:
 
15.
1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
מאת GashPash 9 בפברואר, 2010
 
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The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
מאת Blake A. Eveleigh 24 במאי, 2008
 
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Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
מאת unknown 18 בינואר, 2005
 
18.
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
מאת FannyMay 29 באוגוסט, 2009
 
19.
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
מאת JOE B SPECIAL 26 במאי, 2009
 
20.
A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.
Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!
מאת the triple threat gang 21 במרץ, 2008
 
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any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)
מאת Josh watts 29 בנובמבר, 2007