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A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.
"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"
מאת Windexter 16 באפריל, 2003
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1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"
Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon
מאת rgrant2504 16 בספטמבר, 2012
Wonderful devices built for consumption.
Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
מאת Not Zane 21 בספטמבר, 2004
A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
מאת blabalaba<3 28 במאי, 2009
The best writing utensils/person on this earth.
"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"
מאת Jessilovesjex 17 בפברואר, 2009
A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.
When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.
מאת horsyrock 2 ביוני, 2006
A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
מאת Curlygirl 13 באפריל, 2013

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