Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
מאת CompulsiveDribbler304 8 באפריל, 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
מאת the autonomous heartbeat 29 במאי, 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
מאת chasedadcaptainds 3 באפריל, 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
מאת Eris 22 ביוני, 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
מאת non giron 1 באוקטובר, 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
מאת pootytang112 27 באפריל, 2009
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
מאת imonkey 24 בנובמבר, 2006

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