1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
מאת Grumb 6 בינואר, 2009
A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
מאת wax-paper peace-pipe boy 1 ביולי, 2009
A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
מאת matthewj4x 8 בדצמבר, 2012
To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
מאת AJ Cano 16 באוגוסט, 2007
Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
מאת CompulsiveDribbler304 8 באפריל, 2011
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