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When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.
Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.
מאת Brown Shoe 7 באוקטובר, 2015

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substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.

since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.

if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)

מאת little-miss can't do wrong 3 ביוני, 2007

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A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".
{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."
מאת Woodenhead 4 במאי, 2006

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shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)
wow those shoes are fucking sweet
מאת robin 29 בנובמבר, 2003

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