A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.
Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?
מאת Ants 18 ביולי, 2003
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A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
>>>>>

The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
#brestaurant #cleavage #meat sweater #big titty committee #breast fest #boobage #breastacular #booblevision #booblivious #tit-matized #booblock #boobified #boobvious #boob contact #boob trap #peek-a-boob #bodacious tatas #bodacious ta-ta's #tatas #ta-tas #headlights #breast #breasts #boobs #boobies #tits #titties #funbags #knockers #hooters #honkers #jugs #coconuts #melons #bazooms #yabos #major league yabos #yabbos #maguffies #breastnosis #breastmerize #ogle #gawk #boob shirt #daisy dukes #coochie cutters
מאת One Stark Reality 26 במאי, 2009
A restaurant that employs scantily clad female servers
Richard: I took my girlfriend out to that new restaurant downtown, but it turns out its acutally a Breastaurant! Now she won't even speak to me.
Shawn: Dude.
#hooters #night clubs #gentlemens clubs #classy #upscale
מאת Aranwion 24 באוגוסט, 2008
A restaurant focused on the female anatomy associated with lactation. Bitches got tight shirts.
Hooters is a popular breastaurant
#boob ranch #bobby buffet #titty bar #tata tapas #milk bar
מאת tiffany double d 14 בנובמבר, 2013
Any restaurant or food chain that has servers in skimpy outfits. Used by many pleased sport fans.
Hooters or Wing House
Ah those are such breastaurants.
#boobs #hooters #winghouse #hot girl #tits #food
מאת cc125 19 במאי, 2011
Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.
Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?

Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."

Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"

Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"

Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."

Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."

Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."
#breasteraunt #breasterant #boobs #breastmilk #epic fail #derek zoolander #five angry tanned samoans #balls in your butt #resteraunt #breastaurant #ziggy stardust #order picker
מאת WhoWantsAFreeJ? 22 בנובמבר, 2010
Referring to a breastfeeding mom who is open 24/7.
Look at poor Karen. With two babies right in a row she's nothing more than a breastaurant.
#breastfeeding #nursing #nipples #boobs #breasts #babies
מאת Queen of Everything AZ 10 באוגוסט, 2010
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