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The most probable outcome after your girlfriend finds you playing hide the sausage with her sister.
מאת Swampy 22 באוגוסט, 2003
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When two people have to let each other go. Dispite the fact that one of them loves the other one truly. The girl or the guy in your case, decides that the two of you are not compatible for each other. Hopefully the two of the people can remain friends, though that is hard for guys to do, because we hold on. But always remember, there are more than 6 billion people on this planet. So though you may not want to hear it, the chances of this person being the one, are less than winning the lottery. I know it's tough but you have to move on after a break up.
So and So and I, had to break up today.
מאת Lee Dunnam 11 באוקטובר, 2005
1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
מאת The Professor 22 באוגוסט, 2003
the time when the person who you love the most kicks you hard on your ass and says you to fuck off.
johny was so depressed with his break up that he even tried to commit sucide.
מאת babanash 21 ביולי, 2006
the worst possible thing to experience, in some cases. =/
"They had a bad break up. He told her they were better off friends."
מאת sfgfd 22 ביולי, 2006
To cease dating/going out with somebody.
James and Brenda broke up because Brenda caught James with a beer bottle shoved up his arse.
מאת Saucy 17 באוגוסט, 2003
The word "breakup" should never be used with marriage. A breakup is a bummer, a divorce is a tragedy.

Now, for a man, a breakup is usually the best decision you could ever make. Generally, leaving a girl you don't see yourself with is tough but ultimately awesome. And if she broke up with you, that's a drag but that's proof of her lack of good judgment. Ditch her.

For a woman, though, a breakup is one of the worst things that you could ever do. For any man to tie himself down to a woman at all in this culture is an incredible thing - you don't know what you're missing. Ladies, if you were the one broken up with, sorry - Jesus is the only man you can count on to never leave you, all the rest can be flakes.

Worth saying - if you're not a man or woman, but rather a boy or a girl, get over it. You're too young to care about breakups.

And yes I'm still bitter. Of course.
When Jill dumped James, James was sad because he actually cared about her. But the breakup ended up being the best thing for him - he found Sarah, she realized the treasure he is, and they got hitched soon after. However, old Jill floated around from boy to boy but never found true love again and eventually died lonely, childless, and hopeless.
מאת Mr. Gaga, yo. 1 בספטמבר, 2010
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