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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
מאת Mib 001 19 בדצמבר, 2003
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Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
מאת Grim Reeker 27 בינואר, 2015
a combination of bonkers & wanker.
He's a bit wonkers.
מאת d|mister 20 באוקטובר, 2010
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
מאת hodolee 31 בינואר, 2009
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
מאת not conceited 29 במאי, 2006
Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
מאת Tanoos 24 בנובמבר, 2004
The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
מאת Dee Cee 66 30 במרץ, 2009

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