Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.
That vegan looks like he's starving.
מאת Striker122 30 ביולי, 2009
Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.
Dude, that girl was being vegan last night
מאת hammertime03131987 31 במרץ, 2009
A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt.

Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.
Real Life Example of Vegan:
A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS!!!11"

See? Typical vegan retard.

Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.
מאת Anus Magillicutty 13 בינואר, 2006
Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.

Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.

They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)

Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
מאת glum68 22 בדצמבר, 2008
An idealistic person whose idea comes off as noble (or so they hope) but really is impratical. They fail to realize that harvesting crops always kills free animals that are caught in the combines that collect their veggies and fruit. Regardless of this obvious fact (which is supported by several university studies) vegans tend to be holier-than-thou bunch with a small minority of polite and tactful people. Vegans will often support terrorist groups such as PeTA and ALF/ELF and claim the end justifies the means. Nevermind PETA officers have been caught with lots of leather shoes and belts and PETA euthanizes thousands of animals a year. It's what "in" right now for idealistic college students who have life pretty good. Veganism is generally not what one would consider healthy or natural, nor is the current trend of high meat consumption, but you need meat and dairy in your diet. Veganism also opposes genetically engineered food, claiming it is unnatural to create food that is better suited to survive the harsh climate of drought and help ease world hunger. Idealism beats Realism, right?
Joe being a vegan, asked the waitor at a MEXICAN restraunt if they cooked their beans with pork. When he was given the obvious answer of "Si!" he scoffed and tried to educate the ignorant brown man about veganism. The Mexican guy ignored the stupid gringo and rubbed his pubes on Joe's food for being an arsehole (real life experience).
מאת Samuel Macon 3 במאי, 2006
hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.
vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"
מאת kccc =] 7 באוגוסט, 2007
Slang for something/someone that is really foolish, or really amazing. A Swank, or Third Level.
Stop messing around, your such a Vegan!

That movie was Vegan awsome!

מאת Go-man 25 במאי, 2006

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