Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
מאת OhGee 17 באוקטובר, 2012
Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
מאת The one above all 20 בדצמבר, 2009
Getting player owned in a fantasy based universe.
I just got unicorned by a red dragon knight!
מאת tweanut 31 באוגוסט, 2008
Getting unicorned is when you put your hair into a ponytail in the middle of your head, and then proceed to stick into a girls vagina.
"Hey metilda, are you in the mood to get Unicorned?"
מאת ArikDez 30 ביולי, 2016
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