When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.
"She shit on my chest last night"

"Uhh... TMI".
מאת ravenmacoy 13 באוגוסט, 2009
Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.
John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI
מאת DocGonzo 8 באוקטובר, 2002
Too Much Information
Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?
מאת army_azn 30 במאי, 2005
1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information
Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"
מאת Nick D 31 בינואר, 2004
The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
מאת Miklosh 22 במאי, 2011
TMI: Too much information. I used to say don't go there but that's just lame.
Dwight: "Mine are at home in a display case above my bed."
Michael: "Yeegghhhh. TMI. TMI, my friend."
מאת word is bond 5 בדצמבר, 2006
Adjusted Penis Size
I thought I was hung, but according to my TMI, I have a micropenis.
מאת butters_sp 21 במאי, 2011

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