When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"
מאת Bill Ington 10 ביולי, 2008