A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.
Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!

"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
מאת NastyDelicious 26 במאי, 2014
A handsome, athletic guy who often keeps to himself and very intelligent. Has dark complexion usually. Dark brown eyes and sexy/mischievous smile. Is most of the time a heart breaker. Girls are constantly pining over him. Someone with the name Stephen is most likely what he would call: "miss understood". People are very lucky to meet someone like Stephen. Most of the time someone who has the name Stephen, their middle name is Kyle. (I think it's because they are the only two good names that make sense together). If you ever run into a Stephen and date and or become friends with him; Beware, because he is often someone who will hold a grudge for a long period of time if you get on his bad side. But as hard and strong he seems to be on the outside, once you really get to know him and talk to him. He is really just super gooey and sweet on the inside. Just like a hard rock candy(; .
Stephen and I are really close friends... But sometimes he can be such a butthead
מאת Beatlesfan360 16 באוקטובר, 2010
the guy in accounting
stephen in accounting
מאת btlss 19 בדצמבר, 2010
Stephen is amazing, fun, crazy, and ridiculous. Most importantly, he is a mad swedish viking. His favorite past time is pillaging.
That village was just stephened!
מאת Melbert bwahahaha 3 בפברואר, 2010
Stephen is a Stupidface.

With perfect blue eyes and attractive boyish looks.

According to Stephen.
Stephen doesn't mind this definition. And believes he always picks the best words.
מאת jdhsgkjhwegiu 26 בספטמבר, 2010
Someone who doesn't call you back or doesn't call at all. This is from Ke$ha's song "Stephen"
Dude, you went Stephen on me last night.
מאת Brandy Rayne Horns 28 בפברואר, 2010
Another way of saying you shit yourself.
Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.

Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
מאת Looking out man 25 בספטמבר, 2011

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