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This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.
Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
מאת ayjayyy 12 במאי, 2011

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