חפשו מילה כלשהי, כמו hipster:
 
1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
מאת Jelly Pumpernickel 4 באוקטובר, 2012
 
2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
מאת Choadalay-dee-heeee 9 בינואר, 2013
 
3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
מאת Big-OH 23 בינואר, 2009
 
4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
מאת d to a the to the n-n-y 11 בפברואר, 2007
 
5.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
מאת Ja-mmin 24 באפריל, 2005
 
6.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
מאת big bob roberts jr the third 25 בספטמבר, 2009
 
7.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
מאת LukeSpaffy 28 באוקטובר, 2006