A Norse God. Schindor was the Norse god of amazingly enormous penis's. Schindor's shenanigans got him into big trouble with Odin, and was banished to earth to live out his life in Canada
"Did you see that guy with the penis? i think he was a descendant of Schindor"
מאת Ubibubbaganoosh 19 באוקטובר, 2009