Top Definition
To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.
"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"
מאת Darren 3 בדצמבר, 2004
n. a taunt or mockery. A phrase or word used to mock someone in a humorous way.
When she said that you should have taken the receipt with your haircut, that was a read.
מאת Xing Shuay 6 ביוני, 2009
something that people don't do enough of these days
By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)
מאת Holmesgurl 1 באוקטובר, 2003
an attack on one's credibility
Ooh, that was a read!
מאת robert dean 12 באפריל, 2005
read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.
Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.
מאת BLARG man 13 בדצמבר, 2004
In competitive Smash Bros and possibly other fighting games, a read is a term used to describe when a player predicts their opponents actions and takes advantage of them - usually leading to a KO
*Player 2 - *rolls around the stage*
Player 1: *forward smashes player 2 in the opposite direction and KO's Player 2

"That read made every English teacher in America happy."
מאת ill2-l 24 באפריל, 2015
To learn from paper, such as magazines, news papers, textbooks, but the KINGPIN of all: NOVELS!
You might like it.
No one asked you to read out loud.
SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO READ! fairytales with happy endings :)
To read to to enrich ones soul.
To read is to gain knowledge.
To read is to be informed.
To read is to escape.
To read
is to write
is to journal
is to open
up ones
soul
מאת JuicyPineapple 19 בפברואר, 2015

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