Top Definition
Read The Bill.
John Conyers: “I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill. What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”

Me: "John, we expect you to RTFB before signing the f thing"
מאת The Wizer 10 בספטמבר, 2009
RTFB means "Read the ****ing binary". RTFS means "Read the ****ing source". If there is no source available, and your only option is RTFB, you are likely screwed.

Inspired by RTFM.
Q: "How does this program work?"
A: "RTFS!"
Q: "I don't have the source."
A: "Then RTFB!"
מאת oboeguy 6 באפריל, 2006

1) read that frickin book
students: "yap yap yap"
teacher: "come on guys, RTFB and get your assignment done"
students: "ugh"
מאת spanishloverrrrrrrrrr 23 בנובמבר, 2008
RTFB is a Security Contracting agency based out of Southern New Jersey. They specialize in investigations, asset recovery, and search/seizure operations. They do great work, and I highly recommend them.

Guy: Dude, my house was just robbed, and the cops won't do anything about it!

Me: You should call RTFB, they specialize in that sort of thing.

Guy: Really? Cool!
מאת Robert Carter 15 בדצמבר, 2008
RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.
You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.
מאת cazort 9 בספטמבר, 2003
Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.
Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"

Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"

Friend: "Your blog?"

Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Asshole: "On my MySpace."

Friend: "MySpace is gay."
מאת Forrest Harding 30 באוגוסט, 2006

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