RBS
"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."

-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."

-Vinny Degaetano
מאת evilchocolatebar73 2 באפריל, 2008
RBS
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
מאת Al 21 באפריל, 2004
RBS
Random Boner Syndrome. When a male's sexual organ is continuously erect at random times.
Doctor: "Holy Crap! What is that?"

Male: "Sorry, I have RBS."

Doctor: "Whew! It's all good, so do I!"
מאת Ballin All Day 17 בינואר, 2012
RBS
Random Boner Syndrome
Nick often gets boners during math class, which proves that he has RBS.
מאת swagsarah 24 באפריל, 2014
rbs
rbs is an acronym for resting bitch face. everyone, usually in the female category, has a resting bitch face. It occurs when the female has no expression or particular thought, such as staring off into space, and gives the look, "I'll murder your first born child if you cross me" and/or several other threats similar. Even if it is the nicest person you know, they can have a bitch face.
Kelly was blankly staring at the teacher, but with her severe rbs she looked like she wanted to rip his throat out.

Jack was waiting in line mindlessly while her friends waited for her a few steps back as she gave a serious rbs and looked close to slapping the shit out of someone
מאת smashing&dashing 29 באוגוסט, 2014
rbs
Real Bitch Shit. Kind of like rns which means Real Nigga Shit. Something to say when you're being real. Used mostly on twitter as a hashtag.
I'm not in any way a hoe. #rbs
מאת arealhoe 16 בינואר, 2012
rbs
(Random Baseline Skanker) - When your out in a club or pub you often come across lone women who just can't help but move their bodies to a filthy base line. Often found around Dubstep. These girls are often found sweaty and dehydrate from to much alcohol but the chances are a friend or your self will fancy your chances.
Oh my god Hugo did you see all the RBS come out in that club last night when they played the Dubstep!?''

I no Arther only went and got Disco Gash with one of them!..

NO WAY... FILTHY!!!!
מאת Jrainbear 20 בספטמבר, 2011

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