Scum of the Earth. Usually you never spot these people unless at a grocery store or in line at a buffet. Usually roam in packs that weigh up to 1500lbs. per group. A single pig person usually consumes 4-10 times the amount of food a normal person would consume per meal. Their physical features are the obvious giant bellies, breasts both on their chest and on their backs, flaps hanging from the arms, an inflated throat sack similar to that of a frog, and a fupa the size of a beach ball.
Donald was at the buffet today when he bumped into a Pig People. His plate he was carrying was immediately sucked into the Pig People's stomach, and was never to be seen again; neither was Donald.
מאת Donald Squat 21 באפריל, 2010