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15.
People are universal bacteria.

Universal status: inferior

Number of planets in the universe that are known to be infected with people so far: 1

Notes: Fortunately, this bacteria will probably die out before it manages to contaminate further regions of the universe.
מאת Life Form 26 בינואר, 2007
90 26
 
16.
A human.
I am a person, you are a person.
מאת anonymous 4 בספטמבר, 2003
90 35
 
17.
They're the worst!
People!

I know they're the worst!
מאת Jerry 5 ביוני, 2003
76 23
 
18.
The worst waste of space ever.
people are considered "intelligent"? What about global warming, huh? and the Iraq war? and George Bush!
מאת Squirel 22 בדצמבר, 2006
67 21
 
19.
A race of humanoid animals, or- US. Oftenly insulted by idiots on the internet who think they know enough to make fun of the world.
If you look at all we've created, its really pretty impressive.
מאת Flash 6 באוגוסט, 2004
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20.
A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.
Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.
מאת Mike the Ekim 6 באוקטובר, 2008
53 17
 
21.
Interesting but sometimes enough to piss you off... Randal of Clerks had it right:
Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?
מאת wtfisapapoose 21 באוגוסט, 2006
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