A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.
I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.
מאת Ginger J-Ren 3 בנובמבר, 2010