Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
מאת Joe Bone 8 במרץ, 2005
Top Definition
Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?
#pee #wee #wiss #piss #whizz
מאת StephenSLR 24 באוגוסט, 2011
Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee
Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night
#drain the lizard #wee #pee #piss #wiss
מאת Jaspur 29 באוקטובר, 2011
Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)
Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.
מאת a-diggity 29 ביוני, 2004
ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two
What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!
#drugs #ecstasy #hyphy #weed #party
מאת Urban Dictionary 14 בנובמבר, 2008
Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.
Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah
#number #one #two #three #diharreah
מאת holymoley222 22 בדצמבר, 2013
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
#bud #butt #shit #of #a #thousand #wipes
מאת Lunicus 9 בפברואר, 2013
The act of masturbating into a toilet.
He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.
#masturbate #jerk off #fap #rub #wack off #cum
מאת mrhh69 13 במאי, 2015
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