Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.
If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:
-Two Taco Bell's
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.
-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.
Nicknames for this town are:
Som Guy: Where?
a city in Michigan.
a town that has a gaggle of MILF's
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
MILFORD - Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.
Earl: There from Milford, MI.
Chuck: I'd MILFORD any one of them.
Earl: What that mean?
Chuck: Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.
Where the hell is that?
1a. We have a FRIENDLYS and a KFC
1b.They are right next door to eachother
1c.The KFC has a Pizza Hut inside....
2.We have almost 10 "Oriental" Resturants
3.We have 4 Dunkin Donuts, and 2 are on basically the same street
3b.One of those Dunkin Donus has a Baskin Robbins!
4.We have, like maybe 6 hotels..I think....
5. We have 2 MCDONALDS, but ONly 1 Burger King and Wendys....
6.We have a ghetto and a drugie part of town.
7.We have 2 music stores (The Music Nook and music house)
8.We have 3 grocery stores....
9.We have 2 Dollar Stores!!!
10.You can run around like a complete moron and NOBODY cares.
11. Only in Milford you can fall off something, get hurt, and nobody outside on your street cares (LOL...TRUE STORY)
12. We have 2 Papa Ginos and Blockbusters.
13. We have a Blockbuster right across the street from another Video-Rental PLace
14.WE HAVE BIG-LOTS! (LOL....LOVE THAT PLACE^^)
15.Only here, in Milford, You can be a hardcore fan of a band, and still be called a POSEUR FAN-GIRL!(True Story...Everyone hates me here x.x)
16.Everyone in Milford Hates EMO, except for the awesome people that respect other differences...
17.You can be one of the only people that loves a band for months, then as soon as they show up on MTV, every idiot in Milford becomes a fan....(Thats what happened to MCR, The USed, and FOB....)
18. We have a psychic!! OMG thats so cool
19. We have three car dealer shippy thingies but i dont know a single person looking for a car
20. we have the only IRISH round tower in north america so GO US AND GO IRISH STUFF
21. we have two travel agencies but theyre both portuguese so sucks for us normal people
22. even though taco bell closed about 4 years ago, the building, sign, and everything is still there and no ones bought it yet
22b.The taco bell order sign has "Who's George" or something like that written on it!
23. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BOWLING ALLEY!! =D
24. all our fields are covered in goose poop
25. our town name is initialed as MILF
26. We have a CVS right across the street from a Brooks.. duh?
27. we have like 23 packies
28. the milford daily news cant spell for crap
29. when youre special and you die, we name a bridge or a sidewalk after you. i.e. the elia p. fontecchio overpass..
by my house =)
30. i really wonder how they came up with the name of Tank Field.. maybe some really smart guy came by and was like "HEY! THERES A TANK RIGHT NEXT TO IT!" oh wow.. be more creative, will ya milford!?
31.We have 3 or 4 cemetaries.
31b.One has a "entrance" that says "Ressurection".
32.We dont have a town dump...but we have a recycling plant(down near Wendy's)
33. WE HAVE A LOWES!!!!!!!(That place is fxxcking awesome!!!!)
34. We have 2 TOWN CHANNELS (8+11)
35.We have people that think they are better then everybody else cause their family has been here since the town was founded(My family was...but I dont fxxcking act like I'm better then everybody else...)