(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
מאת Gerwaq 9 באוקטובר, 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
מאת facon675309 11 באוגוסט, 2011
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
מאת purplepangolin 17 במאי, 2007
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
מאת kagdurban 14 במאי, 2015
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
מאת Coolio kiddio 24 בספטמבר, 2014
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
מאת Dan Punk Rock France 13 במאי, 2011
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
מאת fillygirlie14 21 באוגוסט, 2008

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