Mannish wife of Barack Obama. Widely regarded as being more masculine and certainly more gangsta than Barack. Was rejected by the WNBA for ambiguous gender reasons. Some have argued that Barack is actually gay and believed that he was marrying a man when he married Michelle.
"I am Michelle Obama and I wear the pants in the family. Bring me another beer Barack."
Cunt who took away our soda machines, snacks, and tasty lunches from school and replaced them with cheap nutritious "wholesome" DIGUSTING food. Ironic because now we teens will be bringing our own even unhealthier lunches, AND the public schools will lose funding from lack of students' will to buy their crappy shit-lunches.
Dude Michelle Obama's a cunt for taking away our food, man.
IKR DOOD she might as well hire ppl to come to our homes and force feed us health shit
Obnoxious, totalitarian, masochistic wife of our current president. Has an inhuman hatred towards good food. Would be happy if the entirety of America subsisted entirely off of celery sticks and quiche.
If you take a mousetrap and replace the cheese with a stick of celery, it can now be used as a Michelle Obama trap.