Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
מאת Mikeparsh 23 בספטמבר, 2010
When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
מאת Meester Neenja 21 במרץ, 2011
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
מאת mr. marbles5 4 באוקטובר, 2010
(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
מאת BirdFeeder 2 באוקטובר, 2010

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