Top Definition
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
מאת noyoucrazydutch 30 במרץ, 2004
36 more definitions
Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
מאת Uziman4kife 6 בפברואר, 2013
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
מאת tnesia 17 באפריל, 2004
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
מאת Misaacs 23 במאי, 2007
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
מאת harviedo 18 בנובמבר, 2007
A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
מאת forthegoodofeducation1944 30 ביוני, 2011
A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
מאת Yononymous 14 בינואר, 2015

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