(noun) a person who is homosexual. likes big boys and their big toys,plays classical music, and is a ASA(asian student association) representative like a loser(adjective) a phrase gay asian people say to say im gay and i have a little penis
person 1: Dude, I'm so Kenneth
מאת troll215 10 באוקטובר, 2011
A father who never lets his daughter do anything. Hes fat, and a real jackass. He never lets anyone have fun. He just likes to eat. He sucks major wangs and needs to get a life.
Her dad is such a Kenneth!
מאת holy_tubbs_batman 3 במאי, 2011
Anglicization of the Gaelic Coinneach or Cainnech, meaning "handsome and fiery".

In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.

In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
Scenario 1:

Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.

Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.

Scenario 2:

Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.

With a Matthew:

Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
מאת AWellspokenBeast 9 באוגוסט, 2010
A nerd who has some badass moments.
And is heavily influenced by a grade eight.
Grade Eight : That guy called me an LG.
Fuck him !

Kenneth : Fuck you.
מאת Grade eight 18 בדצמבר, 2008
Kenneth is one sexy ginger, always smiling, always sexy, and always getting laid! He gets booty all day everyday! All the girls wanna be his boyfriend so they can comb his ginger hair and get lady bones. He will always brighten up your day with his smile. This one of a kind ginger has the biggest wiener in history. Kenneth is the changer of the world and the changer of the ladies! Who knows maybe your the next (; GAY OR STRAIGHT.
"I want yo kenneth D"
מאת karlsbarks 20 בפברואר, 2013
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