All the kids from surrounding areas wish to be them.
cough ridgewood kids
Friend of Kid: Whoa nelly! Yeah, she's too hott to be from Ridgewood, she must be from Glen Rock.
Ridgewoodkid: Should i ask for her number?
Friend of kid: She'll turn you down man! You're scum to her!
Glen Rock is named after a large glacial stone that was deposited there during the Ice Age.
$421,092 is total "richness factor" (home values plus income).
"What do you mean?"
(hits head with hand)
Glen Rock kid: "that's how we do it here in Glen Rock. We're so awesome we don't need to pretend that we are."